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Hello! I'm Lieve, 16 years old and live in the Netherlands.
My blog mainly consists out of pictures of cute animals, some ranting about society and a few of my photographs that I deem pretty enough to belong on my blog. Oh, and food. Lots of pictures of food, too.
My ask is always open for questions, advice, comments or whatever you feel like doing in an ask!

I am going off Tumblr, for Lent. I’ll be back after Easter. 
So, if you sent me any messages, I probably won’t read them until after! 
Hope to see you all back after Easter!

Have a great start of spring!

Lots of love,

Lieve

I have this Carlisle-Bella thing going on and I am barely supressing the urge to read some smutty one shot about them.

Anonymous said: hey there Hi! :'D okay I just wanted to step by because you're cute and I like your blog and I hope that you get to eat a lot of pancakes

Awh, you really cheered up my day!
Thank you so much, it makes me feel really nice to hear that all.
In honor of this message, I actually will make pancakes today! Still have the ingredients because I forgot to make them yesterday.

In any case, thank you so much for the message and have a great day!

emmaphorisms:

Females grow pubic hair

Not all labias are symmetrical

Big clitorises are not unnatural

Vaginal secretions exist outside of sexual arousal

These secretions have a smell

Some more pungent than others

The female reproductive system is not dirty

The female body can be hairy and a bit smelly and it will appear different for everyone

And that’s okay

Guys with long hair where their would-be-bangs are pulled back are my obsession

The Twilight saga could have been so great. It’s sad that it isn’t.

See, I’m not really a Twilight hater. I read half of the first book, and I’m by no means saying that it’s a ‘bad’ book. It has it’s weaknesses, but overal the plot and writing wasn’t all that bad.
But it could’ve been so much better.

Take the characters for instance. They’re flat. I mean, they have some relatively deep stuff underneath but that’s almost all based on romantic love. “Oh, Bella, I can’t live without you, I already figured out a way to die if you were gone.” I mean, the romeo Juliet suicide thing isn’t really something that I necessarily hate in books or movies. But if Edward had said something along the lines of, “A couple of decades after I was turnt, I didn’t want to keep going on anymore. I considered showing myself, so the Volturi would kill me. If you die, I don’t think I’d be only considering it anymore.” it could’ve already given such a layer of depth, instead of it all being based on his love for Bella. 
I absolutely loved it when he confessed to Bella, that he had killed people. That he rebelled against Carlisle. 

Same goes for Bella. She only seems to bloom after Edward confessed that he wants her. I mean, there are some parts where she’s deliciously stubborn and almost sassy. Where she tells people off and stands up for herself. But the whole “I’m going to put myself in danger because I want to see Edward” kind of ruined that for me again. It was so great that after Edward left, a few months later, she picked herself up again and went to hang out with Jacob more. But I hate that some of the reason of it was that she just wanted the bike fixed up to do dangerous stuff. I know that after, she really cares about Jacob and all, but it’s still a pity that she could’ve been written so much more stronger.

Everyone could’ve had so much to say, besides “Oh, Edward, don’t leave me.” and “Bella, I love you.

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

actual evidence of men not giving two fucks about fashion on the red carpet because they all wear the same boring suits lbr

nerdkingdean:

"Mr. Frodo, please," Samwise begs. "Frodon’t."

spookyclaire:

cantstopyoufromfailing:

spookyclaire:

Imagine Kurt walking in on Blaine and their kids making crafts and then he looks closer and they’re all bowties

Blaine makes himself a bowtie out of Wrigleys wrappers to match Kurt’s promise ring

SHUT UP

itsanearhatloki:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

loldemort:

don’t talk to me if your otp isn’t ron/mcgonagall

image

and here we can witness the hp fandom starting their slow descent into sherlockian-level insanity

mcronagall

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

karlcat:

tumblr staff changing the shade of some of the buttons is their version of moving all the furniture in the house two inches to the left

flyawaymax:

doritoed:

if a plant is sad do other plants photosympathize with it?

 ”i chlorofeel you man”

meadowkitten:

my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much